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2 Random Minutes With Backdoor Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | May 10, 2013 @ 12:55 pm

What's On Farrah's Mind?

If you saw my bucket list, it might quite surprise you. Forget things like climbing Kilimanjaro and traversing Greenland and even going into space, the things I love are meeting the girls we cover, or uncover, and nobody has been covered and uncovered this past week quite as much Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham.

So, we did an interview. It was fun. A little something I like to call 2 Random Minutes With. Just Farrah. Not me. Much better.

And, while you're at it. It's time to see the full, unedited Backdoor Teen Mom video. I have many comments about the tape, but as a pure adult bit of entertainment, scenically, it's definitely right up there. And, let's be honest, you will not see celebrity backdoor but maybe once or twice in your lifetime, if you live long enough.

You can get Farrah Abraham Backdoor Teen Mom and all other celebrity sex tapes to watch for just a few shekels. Do it now. It's better than your next sandwich. Enjoy.

Kenda Perez from Fuel TV’s ‘Best of Pride Fighting Championships’ Visits Egotastic! We Turn To Soft Boiled Goo

By Bill Swift | March 27, 2012 @ 9:50 am

Kenda Perez Exclusive Egotastic! Photoshoot

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Do you happen to love super hot girls who love MMA? Yeah, we thought so.

So do we. So when we got word that Kenda Perez, hottie host of Best of Pride Fighting Championships on Fuel TV, was coming to visit little old Egotastic!, well, first we blushed like schoolgirls, then we vomited, then we hid under our desk in the fetal position for approximately 87 minutes, but once we got talked out of it by our resident rehab counselor, we got super stoked. We love hot girls who dig sports, especially hands on, mano e mano action sports like MMA. (The hottie Latina element is just a bonus we could barely consider or else risk finding ourselves under the desk again.)

Of course, we insisted Kenda stay for a photoshoot, as we just happened to have our camera locked and loaded, and the lithesome super fit hostess even sat for an interview that was hella fun. When hot girls giggle, we melt into some type of mumbling goo. We're not proud of it, nor can we control it.

Be sure to check out Kenda Perez on Fuel TV and check her out in this Exclusive Egotastic! photoshoot and '2 Random Minutes With' Video. Enjoy.

(P.S. Amazing photography by: Matthew Wardenaar)

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Sexy Madison Dylan Visits Egotastic! To Celebrate Femme Fatales Season Finale (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | August 5, 2011 @ 10:13 am

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Whoa. Ooph. And, a double dang. Somehow, the good folks at Cinemax found out that we were all big fans of their boobtastic fantastic naughty drama, Femme Fatales, starring Tanix Phoenix, and they sent over an emissary from their sextastic creation in celebration of tonight's season finale episode of the first season (and, they are coming back for another season).

Say hello to Madison Dylan. So hawt. A tall blonde minx straight out of Kansas, like an amazingly hot version of Dorothy, who landed in L.A., and found herself in the vixen-licious role of Alexis on Femme Fatales. When Madison arrived in our offices here, it was like the sun rising in the East, only, that wasn't the sun, but we still all smiled at the dawn of something naughty. We sat Madison down for one of our 2 Random Minutes With style interviews and found out that there was much brains behind that beauty (we also snapped a few fun photos from our pocket cam, just for the old keepsake's sake, we share with you). Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out tonight's season ending episode, Visions, Part 2 of Femme Fatales on Cinemax tonight at 11pm. You will not be disappointed.)

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Diana Falzone Lingerie Pictures Uncork The True Power of the Jersey Girl (VIDEO)

By Jon | May 31, 2011 @ 11:19 am

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CLICK TO SPEND 2 RANDOM MINUTES WITH DIANA FALZONE (VIDEO)

Here's a little secret about the good and bell-curve midpoint intelligence folks who work at Egotastic! -- we love sexy celebrity women. And, anyway we can get these amazing looking women to come visit us, well, that's the one day of the week we all take showers (not together, mind you) and put on our nicest pairs of sandals.

We invited our friend and blogger and radio and online hostess to the stars (she also does stuff for Maxim we're too jealous to talk about) Diana Falzone to visit us for an interview, and, she said, 'yes', which is something unusual to begin with, but when she asked if she could bring along her hot-off-the-digital-presses lingerie pictures to share with the Egotastic! audience, well then we just assumed we were being hornswoggled. But, no. It's true. OMG, as the kids say. Holy Eff! as my dad used to say. And all things in between. This Jersey Girl undresses up quite nicely. Looking back on her visit, I probably should've put out the good mints, not the ones we stole from the restaurant cashier bowl at Denny's. Enjoy.

(Photo credit: Michael Stewart)

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Chelsea Costa of the Electric Barbarellas Pays Egotastic! A Very Sexy Visit (VIDEO)

By Jon | May 18, 2011 @ 11:49 am

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Sometimes your job sucks, right? I mean, you get treated like a man-whore, nobody lets you play your AC/DC Back in Black tribute albums at full volume, and you get paid essentially in Slim Jims and Mario Lopez energy drinks. At least, you know, that's my horrible story of working for the man. But, then, one day, the sun suddenly shines, the girl from accounting checks into rehab for meth so nobody notices how badly you've faked your expense reports, and, then, newcomer hottie Chelsea Costa walks into your office in a tiny gold swimsuit. Yep, it's like winning the lottery, except instead of a million dollars, you get a billion happy thoughts.

Chelsea Costa, a.k.a Chelsea Barbarella, is my absolute favorite among The Electric Barbarellas, the all-girl group slapped and smeared together by MTV for their eponymous reality show airing on Wednesday evenings. And I'm not just saying that because Chelsea showed up in our office the other day flashing her amazing smile (and, by smile, I do mean her ridiculously sexy body). She was super cool too (and, by super cool, I actually do mean super cool, but I always want to refer back to that ridiculously sexy body again.) She sang for us, we had a few laughs, shared some deep thoughts and took some amazingly fun photographs. We even cranked the AC/DC. It was like one of those perfect picnic afternoons you see in movies, except so much more boobtastic. Enjoy.

(Follow Chelsea Costa on Twitter or follow the entire Barbarellas. Also, thanks to Susan Blackmon from The Flawless Life for blindfolding and shackling up Chelsea and delivering her to our office.)

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2 Random Minutes With Tila Tequila (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | March 10, 2011 @ 8:30 am

After our happy happy fun times with Tila Tequila shooting our prank video, we did get a chance to sit down with the kooky reality star for what I like to think of as a 60-Minutes style penetrating interview, done by a bunch of medical marijuana card holders, hence, the outcome is 2-Random Minutes with Tila Tequila, wherein she says some crazy shit that you don't normally hear in celebrity interviews. Check it out, and, enjoy.

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Jo Newman Sexy Ginger in FHM; Visits Egotastic! (VIDEO)

By Jon | December 23, 2010 @ 11:03 am

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Oh, Jo Newman, how you shall haunt my early morning dreams henceforth.

There's nothing I love more than discovering sexy new celebrities; okay, there is something I love more, discovering sexy new gingers, oh, wait, there's something I love even more, when those sexy gingers come to visit Egotastic! Not since the day my super ginger crush Renee Olstead dipped her sexy self into my closet of perversion here in our penthouse offices has my heart raced with such aflutter (technically, thanks to way too many KFC Double Downs, if my heart rates rises about 78 bpm, I'll die, but let's still call it 'aflutter'). Say hello to Jo Newman, a strikingly hot young actress, currently seen in Love and Other Drugs. We sat her down for an interview here in our offices, to be honest, just an excuse to ogle her. But well worth the ruse. She's currently gracing the pages of FHM magazine with her sexy bikini pictures, and, now, she is indelibly inked in the lust region of my male brain, also known as, the entire male brain. Enjoy.

Be sure to check out Jo Newman in the first of our soon to be epic series of 'a random 2 minutes with' sexy actress interview series. Like I said, a total cheesecake excuse to spend time with hot women, but I shall offer no apology.

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