If you build it, they will come. But building things sounds like lots of work. It's much simpler to trick ridiculously hot women into coming into your offices for a serious journalistic endeavor. I'm not a serious journalist, so the real goal is to pretend to be one with a straight face. Such it is that I found the outrageously veteran hot Carmen Electra in my humble digs talking about how horny she is all the time. OMG as the kids say. I merely whimpered in a ball on the floor and asked if I could taste her toes. It seemed romantic and appropriate at the time.
The celebrity hottie named by Prince himself has a new single out, Werq (available on iTunes) and one remarkably intense 2014 wall calendar. But what Carmen is really selling is herself. The ripest, shiniest, tastiest apple in the barrel. I bet she snaps deliciously when you bite into her too. Check out my 2 Random Minutes interview with Carmen and see if you can figure out what 'Sushi Slamming' means. Enjoy.