michael-garcia - June 14, 2016
Have you ever seen the show American Ninja Warrior? In my day it was called American Gladiators, but whatever. It really has nothing to do with ninjitsu and is really only American in that it is overblown and ridiculous. Still, it's pretty entertaining. Basically some really physically fit attractive people compete on a crazy obstacle course. It definitely takes some real skill and stamina to beat it. But what if instead of an easy to move in spandex body suit you were wearing a giant tyrannosaurus rex costume? That's just what this dude did and he kicked ass at it. I can't do even the easy stuff with normal clothes on much less a giant lizard suit. If the real T-Rex had had the skills of this dude then maybe he wouldn't have gone extinct? H could have barrel rolled off the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs and survived? I'm not sure.
What I do know is that I'm impressed. To be fair I'm easily impressed.