Sylvie Meis Gold Standard Bikini Body

 How did Sylvie Meis even manage to get into that swimsuit? It looks like she would need the flexibility of a Circue du Soleil acrobat in order to be successful. That is not to say that I doubt her abilities, becasuse she looks like she is as limber as a cat, I just want to have some evidence before I go and get my hopes up. 

If Sylvie was to take up residency as an acrobat she would not even need to resort to any death defying stunts in order to draw the crowds' attention. She could do sit ups the whole time and I would be enthralled. By the look of her abs I bet she could withstand having a watermelon crushed on her stomach by Gallagher. 

Legend has it that if Gallagher smashes a fruit while it is on your body then you gain admittance into the Illuminati. That must be why he is so picky as to who he smashes, he can't go letting just anybody into the secret society. I've begged him to smash me on many occasions and he has always refused. Maybe his refusal has something to do with my choice of words.  

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