Swimsuit Model Alexa Collins Hits Miami Beach In A Tiny Green Bikini

I have no idea who Alexa Collins is, but damn she looks good in a bikini. Almost to the point where I have bikini-envy. And I don't even wear bikinis, but there's a part of me that hates her for looking so good in a bikini. It's unfair to the other women on the beach.

How are they to compete with such perfection? Seems like a futile endeavor. Maybe Alexa could get her own private beach and then we wouldn't have to worry about our wives and girlfriends getting bikini-envy when we head to the shore.

It's worth looking into, I suppose, and better to make one woman angry than have all the rest of them be angry, but I do see how this plan may be a bit unfair to Alexa. At the same time, she's getting a private beach out of the bargain, so I really don't see why she's complaining.

Oh well, I suppose we'll all just have to make do in this situation. I don't think there's any way to ban a babe for being too sexy in a bikini, and frankly I wouldn't want to live in that world anyway. Let's just enjoy the sight of Alexa in a bikini together in happiness!

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