Survey Constructs “The Perfect Woman”

What does the "perfect woman" look like? I suppose it's a matter of taste. One man might like big breasts while another is a proud member of the itty bitty titty committee. What exactly makes a "perfect woman". According to a survey conducted with scientific rigor by the British lingerie brand Bluebella the answer is a Frankenstein's monster made of hot chicks. The interesting thing is the difference between what men and women responded. According to men the "perfect woman" has Megan Fox's face, Kim Kardashian's breasts, Michelle Keegan's stomach, Kelly Brooks' hips, Scarlett Johansson's hair, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's legs. But women think that she would have Cara Delevingne's face, Jennifer Aniston's breasts, Gwyneth Paltrow's stomach, Emma Watson's hips, Kate Middleton's hair, and Elle MacPerson's legs.

I don't understand this at all. Kim K's breasts over her booty? Kate Middleton's hair over Emma Watson's? And where are Sofia Vergara's breasts? Surely, they are the Platonic form of funbags. Also this list is awfully White. What about Lupita Nyong'o's face or Lucy Lui's hair? Not to pull the race card but this list is kinda racist. I for one don't think you can assemble the perfect woman from spare parts. I wouldn't like all of those scars.