Sure Zac Efron, You Were Looking For ‘Sushi’

You know how when someone is really fucked up on drugs and has a serious problem that absolutely needs to be addressed, they just lie their asses off to get everyone to leave them alone, and then they go about their business, just doing all the drugs they can get their hands on? That might be Zac Efron right now. After the police had to rescue him and his "bodyguard" from a really shitty area of Los Angeles the other night, and after he was punched in the face by a transient, Zac claimed that they were just out for some sushi after midnight. It was all a coincidence that his car "ran out of gas" in an area populated by drug dealers, who just randomly beat up Zac and stabbed his bodyguard several times.

Except TMZ reports that the so-called bodyguard is actually a convicted drug dealer, and the stab wounds that he told TMZ about were never reported to the police. Meanwhile, Zac's friends have reportedly abandoned him because he lied about going to rehab twice last year, and they think he's still using. If this is actually the case, all we can do is sit back and see if Hollywood learned anything from Philip Seymour Hoffman's death.

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