brian-mcgee - November 8, 2017
Olivia Culpo is a woman on the go. Just look at her on the go here in South Beach, soaking up the sun in a cleavage baring bikini and smiling as she wades through the seaweed riddled waters. Seriously, was it low tide or what? That's an unreasonable amount of seaweed. It looks like the Jersey Shore more than South Beach.
The great thing about Olivia Culpo is that she manages to have a good time despite the seaweed situation being seemingly out of control. Honestly, it looks like she could be shooting a horror movie where the seaweed overruns South Beach and there's a lot of shots of women in bikinis and dudes in banana hammocks running toward the camera covered in seaweed and screaming.
I'd pay to see that movie, especially if Olivia Culpo were headlining it. True, she may not be an actress, but this isn't the kind of movie where anyone's paying to see her act. We're paying to see her covered in seaweed, screaming, and then cutting the seaweed off of her with a piece of a conch shell and then looking at the camera and saying, "Not today, seaweed." Tell me you wouldn't see that movie.
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