elliot-wolf - November 23, 2018
Elsa Hosk in a red bikini has inspired me to sing Englebert Humperdinck’s Release Me song to my last lover. The only problem is, I don’t exactly remember who was the last woman to agree to be in a relationship with me, so I’m basically singing to the wall and whoever it may concern should they overhear. Hosk is hot. And I want to make sure I’m fully available to answer should she ever call. I plan on sending a care package equipped with gifts and all of my contact information if she wants more of where it came from.
Hosk looks spicier than a bucket full of bright red hot tamale candies. Just as sweet too. I wish someone came up with the bright idea to put that in a package. But then if they did, I’d never see a free spirited Elsa out in the sun. I think things may be better this way. Beautiful women don’t belong in boxes. They belong on the beach. And Elsa is something like a Mother Teresa with her kindness. She keeps giving the gift that keeps on giving. Because I know seeing her in a bikini puts a smile on everyone’s face and sure does brighten up the day.
Photo Credit: Backgrid USA
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