aldo-vallon - July 18, 2018
Yeah, no. I refuse to accept that Danielle is real. It would be too detrimental to my already terribly skewed expectations for the female body.
Women of all shapes and sizes can be beautiful, but some are obviously going to be more beautiful than others, and Danielle definitely falls within the latter group. I do not think that I am exaggerating when I say I can certainly see why she is a model. That waistline would have been squandered if she was sitting at a chair in a cubicle. I don’t care if the back is ergonomic, lumbar support can only do so much. Believe me, I know from experience. I sit in one of the best chairs that my company’s money can buy, and I still do not have a stomach like hers.
That might have something to do with my company not wanting to put forth the necessary amount of money to afford a good chair. But I will be damned if I sit on a balance ball all damn day. What do you even do with it when you leave your desk? You can’t roll it underneath, it’s too big. Do you just leave it and hope that it will still be there when you get back? Well, there would be no hope of that in my office. Apparently our contractor did not believe in the ethical use of levels and now we have a slope to our floor that inline skaters can race down.
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