aldo-vallon - June 6, 2018
Victoria Clay’s hair is reminding me of a tequila sunrise, which I do not appreciate. I am one of those unlucky bastards that is not allowed to drink at work due to “legal” and “health” reasons, so I am stuck salivating at pictures of them on the internet. And when I say them, I mean both pictures of Victoria Clay and tequila sunrises. Do you have any idea how degrading it is to have to look at pictures on the internet in order to get some satisfaction?
Well, of course you do. You are here after all.
But I still maintain that tequila sunrises hardly even count as an alcoholic beverage. There is so much juice in there that you could probably get away with serving it to a kid. Plus, with all of the vitamin C that it contains it is practically a medicine. I say that any employer who does not let their employees drink at least one throughout the workday is actually being detrimental to their health. That is a lawsuit waiting to happen, if I ever heard one. I think I should forward this to my boss. It might be enough to change his mind.