bill-swift - July 11, 2010
If you love the sound of vocal fingernails on a 10,000 watt chalkboard, you'll love the concert DVD of the Miley CyrusCan't Be Tamed Tour at London's O2 Arena. While I could listen to the dulcet tones of this teen's singing majesty for hours on end, mostly what this DVD reminds me of is the major hypocrisy shown by all parties on Miley Cyrus' recent international crotch grabbing and cooch flashing musical tour. The self-righteous howled while Miley's parents sewed her body suits to ensure a flash of her lady lips for photographers, and the gravel-throated songbird herself played the role of Hannah Montana innocent to perfection. Everybody got rich, or pissed, or indignant, or just riled up for no good reason.
Through it all, the only honest brokers in this shameless venture were Egotastic! and our loyal readers, because we keep it simple. We see hot chick, we ogle hot chick, we wish hot chick the best of luck and we move on. We are pure. Hmm, this may be the most lenient Sunday sermon ever.
(VIDEO: Link to the Egotastic! YouTube Channel to see a three minute mashup of Miley Cyrus' more 'touching' moments from the concert DVD. Screencap highlights below.)