bill-swift - July 3, 2015
This is the point when I'd usually say something like Bradley Cooper doesn't know what he's missing now that he's broken up with young model Suki Waterhouse, but since there are reports he moved right on to Irina Shayk, I think rather I'll just sit here quietly and stew over the random fates of life. And while stewing, I shall ogle that very fine dumped Britty maiden Suki Waterhouse of modeling and noble family fame. She is one very fine female form. She also disdains bras. She seems perfect without knowing anything else.
Suki was out and about in nothing more than a sheer summer dress and none of those annoying bra things. Sideboob and chesty peeks were the order of this July day. At a mere age 23, she has her entire life ahead of her. So it hardly seems selfish for me to ask for but eleven to nineteen minutes alone in a stasis chamber for our bodies to merge into one primal bit of lovemaking goo. My requests always seem quite do-able. I'll await your answer, Suki. No need to put on any bras while deciding. Please. Enjoy.
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