Suck It: Boobie Ice Cream

This is Boobie Ice Cream and it's being made and sold by Kubota Foods. As you can see, it's shaped like the female breast, with a tantalizingly upright nip on the end. I guess you can say that it's shaped like perfection. What it contains is milk-flavored ice cream, and it doesn't take a genius to figure out how you're supposed to get to that delicious and sweet icy treat: you suck it.

The product site explains:

It is the ice of rubber containers full of nostalgia. Lacto type of light is entered in, you can enjoy the rustic taste of old-fashioned.

Not sure what they mean here by old-fashioned, but damn, Japan makes ice cream like no other.