bill-swift - April 5, 2013
Wo-wo-woody Allen stutters a lot. This is a su-su-supercut of him stammering in every one of his movies. It's around 44 minutes long, so watch it only if you've got time to burn or if you're so bored that you'd willingly and voluntarily choose to watch a video of a dude stuttering as if his life depended on it.
Clearly his life didn't, but his career probably did.
"Hey Casting Director, I need a guy who can stutter for this role!"
"Okay, I'll get Woody Allen on the line!"
So here's a bit of advice: if you're striking out at auditions, try to stutter and stammer and mumble every line they give you. Who knows? You might become the next Woody Allen!