Stupid Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: Hen House Chicken Coop

Many of us modern day city slickers fantasize about the lives our farmer ancestors enjoyed. I know that I've dreamed of raising a little orchard during trips to the country to pick apples. But then I get the hell over it. But for the few brave/deluded souls that want to give it a shot Groupon gives you the Hen House Chicken coop. This isn't some pine wood box and chicken wire monstrosity built for $50 from Home Depot. No, sir! This thing is nice. It's has nice blue siding, a handsome wooden ramp, and custom made roosting bar. It looks not unlike a condo. Why should your chickens not have the best?

Because they are friggin' chickens. They don't give a crap. Have you ever seen - or smelled - a chicken coop? Every square inch of that thing will be covered in chicken crap within two days. Chickens don't care if they have siding. They just want a place to roost and privacy to lay their eggs. I just don't see a serious poultry farmer buying a chicken coop for $200 from Groupon. This is some BS that crunchy yuppie new age douchebags might stick in their backyard to, like, live a more sustainable lifestyle, man. I hope you enjoy cleaning bird poop and fleas, ya hippie. Buy it here.