Stupid Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: EcoKind Leather Drink Holster

You know when you are drinking a beer and you need to use your hands, perhaps to pick up a baby or strangle a stripper? Sure, you do. Most people would simply put the beer down. Lame. What kind of douche are you? Never look like an idiot again with the EcoKind Leather Drink Holster with Belt Clip. Imagine a gun holster that you can put your beer in. Pull it out like friggin' gunslinger and take a swig. The ladies will want to make love to you on the spot! The description says,

"Combine rugged cowboy fashion with the convenience of a hands-free libation, and you've got the EcoKind leather drink holster. Made from 100% high-grade leather and finished with premium silver studs, the holster grants a touch of fashion and whimsy while keeping hands liberated to hold other necessities."

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