bill-swift - May 2, 2014
Our friends in the frosty north in Canada have some up with an interesting concept: stripper church. That's a religious revival held in a strip club in which Christian women pole dance to Christian music. It seems that the local pastor took that whole thing about Jesus hanging out with prostitutes and loose women literally. All pictures of actual boobies and muff are covered up so that the kids don't get any sinful thoughts in their pants. But I guarantee that every single kid over the age of 11 in the congregation is going to add the hot girls in their church dancing on poles to their holy spank tanks. There is just no way around it. I make fun but I think these guys are on to something. Sure, it's unconventional but church attendance is down across the board and clergy are always trying to think of ways of getting butts in the seats. I think if services were held in strip clubs you would definitely attract more people.
At least it's better than some megachurch or crusty old cathedral. I'd much rather go to The Pink Pussycat than my local RC emporium.
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