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Stella Maxwell Finding Her Lesbian Position

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Lex Jurgen - December 29, 2016

When you see dogs meet each other at the park, there's a tremendous amount of ass smelling and some instinctive determination of positions of dominance and submission between the canines. Somehow they figure it within moments. Lesbians take more time in declaring butch and bitch. Especially when both are relatively new to the girl on girl game.

Kristen Stewart and Victoria's Secret model Stella Maxwell are a new thing. Stewart figured out her unwashed hair and ripped jeans and flannel thing about four chicks ago. She even has the dirty uncleaned guy car in Los Angeles. Stella Maxwell is still figuring shit out. She's a lingerie model. Tall and slender and blonde. She's used to wearing slinky dresses and heels. Maxwell's moved slowly into bomber jackets and greasy hair and denim. She doesn't quite look comfortable. She needs more ass sniffing. That's a sign of weakness that will make you lapdog in the bedroom.

Somebody needs to write a book about this shit. Like a lesbian Charles Darwin or Cesar Millan. That bruise on Stewart's face is a sign things are starting to shake out.

Photo Credit: Victoria's Secret

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