Sports Illustrated Model Samantha Hoopes Heats Up Miami In Tiny Pink Bikini

If heaven could squeeze itself into a bikini it would look exactly like Samantha Hoopes in her hypnotizing two piece. Honestly she’s so hot that I feel like she was probably walking through a desert instead of strolling through the beach. She has to be a mirage. There’s no way such a beautiful woman isn’t a figment of my fantasy. The heat is obviously playing tricks on my eyes. But if Samantha is a real woman I bet it would take all three wishes just to be granted the opportunity to shake the hand of someone so magical. And that would be three wishes well spent in my opinion.

I’d love to be the official water-boy on team Samantha. I’d show my support by bringing her ice cold water and compliments. With my assistance she would transition from only surviving in the heat to thriving in the heat. And the only forms of payment that I would accept from Samantha for my good deeds are attention and/or kisses on the cheek. I can only imagine the amount of times she's mistaken for a mermaid every time she spotted with half of her body emerged from the ocean. She's just one woman that's too beautiful to ever believe that she's real at first sight.

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