Sophie Monk Wants to F U

As far as celebrity status goes, Sophie Monk is decidedly F-List. I think she's been in like one movie, and if she hadn't dated that douchebag who's with Paris Hilton now, or if she wasn't currently Ryan Seacrest's beard, no one would care about her at all. And you probably don't care anyway. In fact, I can't even say that Sophie Monk is particularly pretty, what with her ridiculously collagen-filled lips, but there a couple things about her that are rather remarkable. I'll give you two guesses as to what they are...

Nice shirt, by the way, Sophie.

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