chris-littlechild - September 14, 2016
Â Thereâ€™s a lot going on down Sony way just now. The approaching PlayStation VR they keep BSing about to everyoneâ€™s whoâ€™ll listen, the fancy-ass new slim model of the PS4â€¦ what a goddamn time to be alive and/or a Sony exec it is. Â
Now more than ever, our cashtacular is super important to these guys. And you know what that means: the hype train is barrelling towards our faces at top speed, and thereâ€™s no cowcatcher to move the fatasses among us out of the way. Sony arenâ€™t dicking around.
Clearly, Sony Japan are pulling out the big guns to hawk the new PS4 model. In the world of completely batshit, grab-your-attention-by-the-scrote-and-never-let-go commercials, thereâ€™s no bigger gun than famed DJ Tofubeats. What did he put together to open yesterdayâ€™s PlayStation Japan conference? Something pretty goddamn magical, thatâ€™s what. I already own a PS4, and saw no freaking need at all for buying this, but on the strength of this videoâ€™s awesomeness alone Iâ€™m a believer.
The lineup in this sizzle reel pretty well speaks for itself. The Last Guardian, Final Fantasy 15, Gravity Rush 2, Battlefield 1, Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare, thereâ€™s some powerful stuff here. But man, does this track sell it. You donâ€™t need to understand Japanese to appreciate this slice of greatness.
Give it an ogle, and tell me you donâ€™t come away enlightened. Go on, try it. I dare you.