Somebody Call for the Zamboni! Pamela Anderson Will Not Stop Grinding on the Ice

In what seems like mere minutes after being eliminated from the British version of Dancing on Ice, for among other sins, having her inflated teat fall out on national television, Pamela Anderson hovercrafted across the English Channel in time to compete on the Dutch version of the same show designed in some kind of hell for men.

Let's just say Pam's presentation of agility, dexterity, flexibility, and frozen-water navigating was somewhere between remarkable and laughingly spastic, with a tilt toward the latter, but, have paycheck will travel and at least Pam did manage to keep her ta-ta's on ice this time, as it were. Enjoy.