Sofia Vergara Is Now Just Rubbing Your Face In Her Hotness

If this were a heavyweight boxing title match, Sofia Vergara has just knocked out her opponent, that being the rest of the sexy celebrity world, and now she's just taking victory laps in the ring. She's burning donuts at the Brickyard. She's peacocking her plume to show the other birds in the zoo whose boss. It's just been that good of a month for the Modern Family star, whose run of crazy hotness started earlier this year, but peaked this month with Emmy Season, the season premiere of her show, and just basically having the sextastic tools in the tool bet to establish herself as a name on the tips of every man's tongue from here to, well, there, with there being somewhere really far away.

Out and about in a short skirt, again with the boots, and I'm more than ready to let Sofia walk all over me, and even tip her well afterward. So dayum hot. Enjoy.