bill-swift - January 24, 2012
Ah, award season, the first couple months of each calendar year when Hollywood fellates itself until it's blue in the mouth and testiculars dreaming of how awesome it is to be itself. And even the producers are getting into this act, this past weekend handing out a bunch of awards for blah-blah-blah, which is of little consequence to us.
Far more consequential were the invites to the sextastic celebrities who got dolled up and abounded down the red carper for our cameras, including Sofia Vergara, who always shows up booby and strong during award season, Angelina Jolie who actually looked good this weekend, not quite her former self, but better than she has of late with her far-too-lean frame, and underrated (for now) hottie Jessica Chastain, who I am so dying to see nekkid I can literally taste it (and it tastes like butter). Enjoy.