aldo-vallon - November 8, 2017
I think the face of the fish that Sofia Richie is lounging on says it all. It was the same face I made when I first saw these photos and I do not even have her touching me. I still feel sort of bad for the inanimate little fish. He is so close to her and yet he is at the wrong angle to see anything. That seems a bit cruel, if you ask me. It would be like putting a glass of water just out of the reach of a man dying of thirst. Coincidentally, that might also describe the fish as well being that it is out of the ocean. That would be a small burden to bear, however, for the sake of giving Sofia a place to lie down. A woman like that cannot be expected to lie down on the ground, she is not a Kardashian. I do not even think the Kardashians would need to suntan, so I think that reaffirms my point. If Sofia Richie wants a place to sunbathe topless, we had better do whatever it takes to make that happen.
Photo Credit: Backgrid USA