Sofia Richie Celebrates 18th Birthday

Lionel's lovely daughter Sofia Richie celebrated her 18th birthday in a tiny tank top. Sofia didn't wear a bra, of course, so her jubblies were fully outlined by the tight tank top. Sofia has got an excellent rack and it fills me with an unspeakable rage that Justin Bieber, that thin-lipped garden gnome, has gotten to touch them. Of course, the rumors are that Sofia is about to dump him for screwing around with another girl. She should drop that loser and get with someone who would appreciate her. Someone like me. Sure, I am but a humble writer and filmmaker, but I'm going places in this world and I would pretty much do whatever she wanted, let's face it. Don't underestimate the power of gratitude for the attention. 

In the meantime we can see these pics of her jubblies and lovely bare mid-riff and hope she gets better taste in men. 

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