Snooki and J-WOWW Bikini Pictures Bring the Jersey Shore to Miami Beach

As if Miami Beach wasn't skanky enough, now they're going to have to crop dust the place with STD meds just to get the taint of those Jersey Shore girls off the beach. Yes, that's right, I'm actually posting Snooki and J-WOWW bikini pictures. That is what the world has come to. And no, I'm not going to write what their real namese are, because if you actually want to know, you shouldn't be reading this blog in the first place. Now, let's all collectively hang our heads in shame.

And no, I don't know the name of the third girl, nor do I care. Little orange Oompa-Loompas aren't sexy anyway.

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