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SMS Fails of the Week: Internet Eating, Getting Creeps, and Floozies Who Can’t Wait

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bill-swift - September 10, 2012

Regardless of how your entire week went, it's time to laugh. So forget about your work woes and other troubles for the moment and focus instead on laughing at what other people have had to go through this week.

Let's start off with the woman who fell into the snatch of another woman. Oh, wait--v#gina was supposed to be 'handbag'? How messed up can Autocorrect be? Then there's the case of someone instructed Drea to put a folder into her puss. I wonder how Drea must've felt when she read that message--but luckily the sender immediately corrected it by saying she meant purse. Oh, well.

If you're stuck somewhere with so many wh#res to do, would you even want to come out in the first place? Yeah, you probably wouldn't. But if they were chores, then I'm sure you would. And if you must eat, I say you must eat live, because internet eating doesn't sound like much fun. (By 'eating', we actually mean all kinds of eating, if you know what I mean.)

There's also a girl who says all sorts of gibberish when all she wanted to say was that she wanted to find her dad and get some money to buy a pair of shoes. Then there's that Mason kid who's supposedly a perve (but the person talking about wants some d#ck anyway) and someone who sang so well that she got creeps afterward for it. Not much of a reward, is it?

Happy Sunday!

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