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Slutty Halloween Song Makes Me Love Halloween and Hope I Never Have a Daughter (VIDEO)

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bill-swift - October 24, 2012

When I was a child, Halloween was great because it meant getting to dress up with your friends in cool costumes and go door-to-door to get all the candy in the world. But as an adult, Halloween is great because it means staring at women dressed up like prostitutes in 45 degree weather, showing their father's how much they actually want to get back at them. It's a smorgasbord feast for the eyes as generally conservative girls spend one night of the year looking like they belong in the window of a brothel in Amsterdam. It's about time someone finally made a song that truly celebrates the holiday by truly celebrating Halloween's unsung heroes: Slutty girls in revealing costumes. Enjoy.

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