Sloppy Seconds All Around

What does it say about you when you go from dating Lindsay Lohan to Courtney Love? (DListed)

Elizabeth Hurley is getting married. Boo. (Hollywood Tuna)

Is Nicky Hilton getting it on with Paris' ex Brandon Davis? And if so, ICK! (Pink is the New Blog)

Sutton Pierce Federline is really Jayden James Federline. (IDLYITW)

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have set a wedding date. (Popsugar)

Ashton and Demi won't let go of each other. (Just Jared)

Vanessa Minnillo joins Jessica Alba for Fantastic Four 2. (Popoholic)

Pete Doherty got bloodied in a fight with a Paparazzi. (A Socialite's Life)

Is Jake Gyllenhaal going commando? (CityRag)

Anna Nicole Smith is being evicted. (Hollywood Rag)

David Blaine is either a genius or a retard. The problem is no one is sure which. (Horny Oyster)

Without all the flashbacks, Family Guy would be pretty boring. (CollegeHumor)