bill-swift - June 29, 2016
Lindsey Vonn is one of those evergreen hottie female athletes that you may forget about in between sporting competitions or magazine covers but then you see her again in, say, a revealing plunging top out on the town, and you're reminded why you especially lust hard for the sporting girls with the stellar fine bodies. I may just be speaking for myself but I doubt that.
Lindsey Vonn is no longer with Tiger Woods, single and ready to mingle. He might be a hard act to follow at least in terms of mansions and private jets, but what I lack in financial resources I more than make up for in pitiful sob stories at least half of which are true. Sympathy sex is just sex with another word in front of it. Lindsey, pull me to your braless bosom and let me unburden my sad tales. When we're both in tears you'll know the time is right for coupling. You make me very happy and we've never even met. Enjoy.
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