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Size and Sight Gags Abound in New International ‘Ant-Man and the Wasp’ Trailer (VIDEO)

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brian-mcgee - June 4, 2018

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, new footage. For me, the best part of this new international trailer for Ant-Man and the Wasp is the dude screaming in an Asian dialect I can't identify. He makes the movie sound absurdly fun and exciting, really adding a punch that the American trailers for this film have been sorely lacking.

Anyways, as you might expect there's all manner of size jokes to be discovered in this new promo, though I will admit that Michael Douglas' "How was school today, champ?" definitely got me. Have I mentioned lately how much I love Michael Douglas. The man pleasured women to the point where he put his own life in danger, acquiring via cunnilingus some form of throat cancer that was allegedly caused by HPV.

It's nuts, too, because that was right around the time that he was playing Liberace in that super creepy Soderbergh movie. Therefore, the conspiracy theorist in me supposes that he was getting out in front of any rumors that might circulate once he stepped into the light, sequined loafers of Liberace. You could translate what he was saying as, "Listen ladies, I may hook up with Matt Damon in my new movie, but make no mistake, I will go down on you given the chance."

Ant-Man and the Wasp opens on July 6.

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