SITE NEWS: We’re Bulging and Need More Space

We're growing something fierce here on Egotastic and every now and then we need more room. Kind of like when you live in a tiny apartment and you eat lots of salted snack foods and one day you realize you need a bigger place. We're moving onto bigger servers. This will take anywhere up to about the next 24 hours. Meaning, you won't see any new content posted, but you will still have access to oh, about 9.8 years worth of every goody goody lady gumdrop ever in Tinsel Town.

This message will self-destruct when we're back live. Now, I'm off to work on my Skee-Ball game. Be back soon with a stuffed animal and four bubble blowers.

Bill.