Sistine Stallone Sexy Upskirt In NYC

It has been nineteen years since Sylvester Stallone made his daughter, Sistine, and only one year since the government made her legal. Most times that hallmark day passes by inconspicuously, but when you look as stunning wearing motel drapes as most other women do in lingerie, people tend to take note.

Every now and then fortune shines its fickle light and blesses us with an upskirt shot of a grade A beauty. I never noticed how tasty pea soup green looked before I saw it covering that body. My lifelong aversion to the soup might have just been cured. My God, the woman can perform miracles. Someone call up the Pope, we have a new candidate for sainthood.

Saint Sistine does have a nice ring to it. Maybe fortune will shine twice and she will go on a miracle healing tour. Hell, a fool can dream, can't he? She is certainly a surefire cure for impotence. If there is not a new painting of this chick on the ceiling of her namesake chapel by the end of the year, consider 2017 a waste.  

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