ADVERTISEMENT

CELEBRITY

Sinead O’Connor Still Alive

Gallery Icon

jhanson - May 17, 2016

Sinead O'Connor was reported as being missing and possibly suicidal in a Chicago suburbu, although to be fair when she goes to Trader Joe's she's shopping and suicidal. It's not a good sign when you go on a bike ride and people just assume you're en route to off yourself. It's unclear who called the police. Smart money is on Sinead O'Connor. She gets off on attention and most likely masturbating with a crucifix or Bono action figure.

Police found her safe in a hotel after a massive manhunt as several minority teenagers were being murdered across town. She was taken to a hospital, most likely because she'd posted some cryptic suicide threats to Facebook which are still allowed but not tits. O'Connor's last suicide attempt had all the voracity of a two day game of Words with Friends. This is a Boy who Cried Wolf situation. Get her an ankle monitor and make her apologize to Arsenio before slapping on the muzzle. 

Photo Credit: Facebook

Tagged in: sinead oconnor ,



Comments
Disclaimer: All rights reserved for writing and editorial content. No rights or credit claimed for any images featured on egotastic.com unless stated. If you own rights to any of the images because YOU ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHER and do not wish them to appear here, please contact us info(@)egotastic.com and they will be promptly removed. If you are a representative of the photographer, provide signed documentation in your query that you are acting on that individual's legal copyright holder status.



>