America’s Next Top Fattie*

America's Next Top Model is fat. Sorry. "Plus size." And yes, the show is rigged. (DListed)

Here she is, the Hottest College Girl in America. (CollegeHumor)

Shania Twain is single. (Pink is the New Blog)

Are Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson dunzo? Again? (PopSugar)

Christina Aguilera is busting out. (Popoholic)

Anne Heche is totally broke. (Defamer)

Victoria Beckham steps out to promote her new clothing line. (Just Jared)

Dolly Parton is thinking about suing Howard Stern. (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are on vacation... Together. Uh oh. (A Socialite's Life)

Is that Christina Aguilera or a transvestite? And what's the difference? (CityRag)

London Police let Amy Winehouse off the hook for using crack. (Hollywood Rag)

* Yes, I know, she's not actually fat. But the title is funnier that way.