bill-swift - July 7, 2015
It's like a party where Karlie Kloss, Kendall Jenner, Doutzen Kroes, and Lara Stone came by decked out in five thousand dollar diaphanous dresses and strode back and forth with distance gazes asking but that you stare at them lustfully and covetously. I'm so good at lustful and covetous. I really think I could pull this off. It's like every birthday wish I ever made if you include the part where I hold onto the model's dresses while they twirl and giggle and their dresses come undone. Also, naturally, chocolate cake.
I'm not sure who ends up buying all this high-priced shmata at Paris Fashion Week but I do know the world's top dollar models are all making six figure rent money strutting in it down runways while onlookers golf clap and admire the fact that they can put so much important on clothing while gentleman oglers clap on the inside with an understanding that clothes on beautiful women are such an incredible waste of time, effort, and money. Nonetheless, in these promenades of the sextastic, we all come together in focused leering. It could only be more beautiful if I could afford any of it. Enjoy.
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