Sharknado 4: The Fourth Awakens Is Going To Be Beyond Epic

We are big fans of the Sharknado series here at Egotastic. Why? BECAUSE THEY ARE AWESOME. To be clear, they are terrible movies, but they are aware of how bad they are. After all they are movies about sharks being tossed around by tornadoes. The movies star 90's heartthrobs Ian Ziering and Tara Reid as a couple who became shark killers. For the 4th installment of the film series called...wait for it...The Fourth Awakens, they return...maybe. Tara Reid's character's fate was left up to the fans, so that even though she's on the Star Wars inspired poster, she may not survive the first minute. The movie will also have Cheryl Teigs as Ziering's mom and crazy crazy Gary Busey will play Tara Reid's dad. David Hasselhoff will also return as Ziering's dad. The movie will also have Stacey Dash as a mayor for some reason. Dog the Bounty Hunter will be a chainsaw salesman and David Faustino from Married with Children will play a Vega gambler.

What I'm saying is that there is no way this movie won't rule all ass.