Shakira Cleavage at the French Music Awards Gives Us Dirty Tiny Person Thoughts

Shakira is the world's hottest midget, hands down, and I say that as a man who has sampled the earthly delights of many a small person (consider that an intentional overshare). 

At the NRJ Music Awards over the weekend in Cannes, Colombian woman of the asstastic world threw off some serious cleavage vibe, almost distracting me from complete fulfillment at the sounds of all the awesome French pop music. Oh, man, how my iPod is filled with that craptastic audio assault.

Shakira remains super hot. When she flashes her sextastic petite body, you can feel the heat doubled. And if she ever shakes any parts, off the damn scale. Enjoy.