Shakira Brings Out the Mom Boobs in Barcelona

Holy mother of pearls. Shakira looks to be getting back into the swing of the sextastic post-motherhood, bringing out hew engorged sucklers for a little show-off time at an exhibition in Barcelona last night that saw the Colombian singer/dance and world's hottest midget announce to the ogling world that she's not going anywhere.

We have so lusted for Shakira over the past several years. Inch for inch and pound for pound, perhaps more for Shakira than any other woman. And we have shed a tear or happiness this morning to see her back in the camera's eye. She's needed. She's wanted. And she's even more boobtastic than ever. Enjoy.