michael-garcia - September 23, 2016
Sexy Shailene Woodley was looking mighty busty on the red carpet in a plunging neckline dress. Her excellent chichis were in rare form in a black and white dress that featured them. The Divergent star forgot to wear a bra, as is her want to do. Shailene is kind of a free-spirited hippie chick and she's all about not wearing clothes. I am not free-spirited or a hippie but I'm also all about her not wearing clothes or if she must wear clothes because she'll get arrested she can at least show as much skin as possible. Not to sound like a pretentious hipster but I was into Shailene way before it was cool. Before she was an action heroine in a dystopian future she was a pregnant teenager on The Secret Life of the American Teenager. That was a truly terrible show but my girl liked to watch it. My friend and I came up with a drinking game that you took a shot every time they discussed an issue in a way that no teenager ever would. We got drunk before the first commercial break.
My point is that I was into Shailene way back then. She was sexy even when she was wearing a fake pregnancy belly. Her hotness transcends all of that. Â
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