Shailene Woodley Big Cleavage For The Environment

Divergent star Shailene Woodley brought her massive funbags to a benefit for the environment. I'm all for saving the Earth, especially if there are big jugs involved. I joined the eco-watch club back in high school mostly because that's the club with all the hottest girls in it. We got to go camping and I even made out with a few of them. I'm brought back to those memories by Shailene's love of nature and my love for her funbags. The only part I liked about that Divergent movie that she was in was the super tight Spandex future wear that she was sporting. It hugged those amazing curves and made that terrible movie almost tolerable. Almost. Shailene has jugs that could truly unite the world in peace and understanding. If all countries could just come together and agree that Shailene's knockers are awesome it would be a good place for peace to start.

But in the meantime we can enjoy her cleavage and dream of a better world. I hear she isn't going to be in the Divergent conclusion on TV. Good for her. She's better than that. 

 

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