Sexy Salma Hayek Twirls Around For The Camera On The Red Carpet

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aldo-vallon - January 17, 2018

   I cannot accurately tell you how many fantasies I have had about Salma Hayek throughout my life. Growing up, she was the gold standard for women. I do not remember even knowing what a boob was before I saw her's. For many years Salma was synonymous with boobs. That is really saying something since I grew up in the age of Baywatch. I even went so far as to try to claim Salma was a new slang term for a boob when I slipped up one day and accidentally called them that.

That was a long and fruitless lie to keep up. "Hey, Scott. Check out the nice pair of Selma's at three o'clock." I mean, I have definitely lied to people plenty of times in my life, but they are usually a bit more purposeful than that. This one felt like a waste of energy, especially since it never caught on. If teens were still refering to grade A knockers as Salma's today then I would consider all that trouble to be worth. I guess the real tragedy is that they aren't and that most kids don't even know of the Desperado jugs that they are missing out on. 



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