brian-mcgee - November 27, 2017
Instagram celeb Julz Goddard, better known as YesJulz, spent the holiday weekend on a beach in Miami but still couldn't resist the allure to answer her phone on vacation. Bad form. I've never taken a phone call at the beach for many, many reasons, not least of which is the complete and total lack of privacy, coupled with the noise of the waves, and the jamboxes blaring various genres of music. None of this is to mention the screams of inexperienced swimmers as they're carried out into the depths, never to be seen again.
Julz is just walking along the beach getting sauced and chatting on her phone about god only knows what. I think she might be a terrible person. I mean, maybe not. Maybe she's not day drinking at the beach and then screaming into her phone at some poor customer service rep who likely can't hear her over the sound of ocean waves and vodka gimlets.
Sure, it's possible that Julz Goddard isn't a terrible person who talks on her phone in public and gets indignant with people. It's also possible not to talk on your phone at the beach. It's one of life's little mysteries, I suppose.
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