Chrissy Teigen Chest Thumps, Heidi Klum Lingerie Leers, Lady Gaga Bikini Spills Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

If they gave out Nobel prizes for important things, they'd surely have to give one to the inventors of social media for unlocking the egotistical Egotastic potential of so many sextastic celebrities dying to show off their especially hot bodies to the leering public. I'd also slap the same inventors for the horror they've unleashed, but not before dubbing them knights in the unintended consequences order of awesomeness for providing the means by which we now derive so much visual wonderment.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the not super demure Chrissy Teigen flashing a ton of her sweet cleave, Emily Ratajkowski hot bikini views, Coco stretching her thong to its thigh spreading max, Heidi Klum in her own lingerie, Anastasia Ashley red bikini wonderments, and much much more. You owe it to the gods who bring us NFL football in just 30 more days to check out each and every one of these mesmerizing self-published works. Enjoy.

Last Week's Roundup in case you were locked in your shame closet, on accident.

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