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Sextastic Supergirl Melissa Benoist On Set

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aldo-vallon - February 15, 2018

I do not see any better way to celebrate an attractive woman being back on the market than to dedicate a photo gallery to her. When my mother got divorced I do not think there was so much as a blurb in the local newspaper, which is so disrespectful.

Melissa’s marriage might have been young, but so is her age, so I do not see her being in any danger of reaching spinsterhood. There must be a dozen other young hunks on the prowl for that successful booty. I do not know about you, but the thought of landing Superman’s cousin makes me all tingly in my nether regions.

It would not be the first time that feeling landed me into some trouble. I once went after the daughter of a ranking member within the mafia, and all it got me was a couple of pompadours punching me in the stomach, telling me to stay away. I cannot imagine what it would be like to have Superman give me a gut check. He seems like a stand up dude, so I don’t think he would give it his all. It would be more like me having to pretend-fight a kid at a family gathering. We all know that I could punt it across the yard, but for the sake of the weekend, I refrain.

 

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