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Send Your Sweetheart A Butt Valentine Card

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bill-swift - February 6, 2016

Valentine's Day is next week and if you haven't all ready, you better get your significant other something. One classic, (and cheap), way to show how much you care is to give them a card. The problem is that most of the cards they sell at Hallmark are friggin' sappy and lame. No girl worth dating would be moved by that crap. She'd laugh in your face and that's the last thing you want. Luckily, a man named Davis in Australia has created a new kind of card that is sure to inspire love in your loved one's heart. They are prints of his ass dipped in paint. They kind of look like butterflies or something. At least that's what I see. It's kind of like a Rorshach test too. What do you see in the Aussie's butt?

I think this is a good litmus test for a new relationship. If you give this to someone and they think it's funny, then they are a keeper. If they freak out, you should kick them to the curb. Not that this should be your only present. C'mon, don't be cheapskate. You got to spend some dough to get the good lovin'. 

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