Selena Weber’s Red Hot Model Shots In A Tiny Bikini

The thought of Selena Weber in a bikini keeps slipping into my mind after seeing such glory for myself. Her image is definitely tattooed to my cerebellum. And I feel more than privileged to have her stuck in my cranium. It certainly is one of the better memories being held captive in my head. I basically keep a rolodex right behind my eyebrows for recalling all of the hot women I’ve ogled. A wild and wet Weber is one of the best ones.

Just once I would like for a hot woman to invite me along for these spontaneous beach trips I always see them take. I’m tired of just taking my boogie board and cooler. Yes, I have had great conversations in the car alone, but I’ve heard conversing with a woman in a bikini is even better. I’ve written down a list of things Selena and I can talk about. Like how long does it take to tie a string bikini and other very important topics. And even if she isn’t a big talker, that's okay because she sure is a looker. I can bring some sunglasses so she won’t get creeped out when I forget that I’ve been staring for too long. Always remember to bring sunglasses when you've accidentally forgotten your manners.