Selena Gomez Unbuttoned Shirt Perfection

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brian-mcgee - March 1, 2018

Selena Gomez knows as well as anybody that if you want to curry favor with the lord, you've gotta show a little skin when you're on your way to church. Not only does Jeebus know whether or not you went to church, he knows whether or not you kept your breasts covered up or teased his holiness with some nice cleavage. And let's face it, if you wanna get to heaven, you've gotta give the lord what he wants.

I don't think it's necessarily a sin to have your shirt unbuttoned to "Eurotrash guy in a discotheque" levels while at church. Particularly if its a Unitarian church. They're happy that anyone sets foot in their services. But I don't think it's mentioned anywhere in the bible that you need to keep your shirt fully buttoned should you hope to book passage on the cruise liner headed for the pearly gates.

I haven't set foot in a church in years, but if I were able to see Selena Gomez in church each week with her shirt unbuttoned, showing off some tasteful church cleavage, I might be tempted to come back. Probably not, but you never know until you try.

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