bill-swift - November 3, 2017
Selena Gomez has been in the news of late for all the right and wrong reasons. Right in that she's now officially single again after breaking up with that singer with the stupid name. Wrong in that rumor puts her back in the vicinity of the Devil's Midget, the petite Cannuckian who once took her cherry and ruined her for some length of time. Alas, life is anything but perfect.
What is perfect or nearly there is Selena Gomez in sweaty sports bra and shorts after an intense yoga workout. She did all the stretching but I feel all the blood rushing to my extremities. Downward dog isn't even close to a possibility at the moment. The belusted Latina hottie looked all kinds of working out happy and sweaty sextastic leaving the dojo. Is that what they call it?
Selena, te amo. You're officially single and equally officially minxy passion inducing. That sweat on your body reminds me of how I imaging you in my dreams. After I receive a three hour massage and you sing to me love songs in Spanish. I'm a man who needs foreplay. Though I'd skip it as needed and get right down to making the many babies. Oh, yoga Selena, you are killing me. Enjoy.
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